Reblog if you're single as fuck.
I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
youcunt-lol: nintendoggystyle: what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now they’re begging for a refund.
If Tumblr Island ever becomes real I'm sure we'll...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
*Slips*: Well abyss of hell here I come
Reblog if you can speak more than 1 language.
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
shelpee: i like those friends that you dont have to talk to every day but youre still friends even if you go weeks without talking
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
"The tempature is 120 Degrees Fahrenheit"
Canadians & europeans: ...
Canadians & europeans: *open internet converter*
Canadians & europeans: *converts to Celsius*
Canadians & europeans: SHIT!
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
The awkward moment when someone says something to...
sodamnrelatable: They’re like: And you’re like: Then they’re like: via sodamnrelatable
“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be...
Reblog if you were unaware that Tumblr was being...
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART