dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.– John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via haemus)
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan: I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where the bad guy wins but not like megamind where he turns all soft but one where the hero dies or something and the bad guy actually takes over the world and enslaves the human race or whatever the plan is and nothing else
brigwife: silentmiracles: themetalhead: there are smart people who believe in a higher power there are smart people who don’t believe in anything there are idiots who believe in a higher power there are idiots who don’t believe in anything a person’s level of intelligence is not dictated by their view on religion
A brief summary of the careers of British...
David Mitchell: I will act unbelievably posh and heartwrenchingly lonely, only to burst out with a meaningless rant in 3...2...1...
Michael McIntyre: Ihopeyoucanunderstandmewheni'mtalkingthisquicklybecauseifnottoughlucksuckah
Stephen Fry: Good evening good evening good EEEEEEVENING DARLING OH I LOVE YOU ALL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INTELLIGENT LET'S HAVE A JOLLY GOOD QUIZ SHALL WE?
Russell Howard: Let me tell you a story about my adorable and crazy family while simultaneously being adorable and crazy.
Jon Richardson: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH ME!!! Oh, I'm so lonely...
Noel Fielding: So once there was this walrus named Georgie and he floated around the sky for a bit and then he landed and turned into a unicorn and mowed over a group of tourists. Do you like my cape?
Dara O'Briain: Ehhhhh.....
Miranda Hart: -falls over-
Sarah Millican: Aren't I cute? Forgive me while I swear for a bit and tell embarrassing stories about my boyfriend.
Jack Whitehall: I'm going to sit here being adorably posh while complaining about how much I hate Robert Pattinson.
Simon Amstell: I'm precious and every girl in the audience cried when they found out I was gay.
Russell Brand: SEX
serverussnape-always: WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD AND JUST LITERATURE
laugh-addict: It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
brenodnurie: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
thorinss: sometimes i wish tumblr appreciated platonic relationships a little more i mean shipping things is great and lovely and oh so much fun but like what’s wrong with a little bromance why does tumblr see two attractive men and immediately want them to be fucking each other or getting married or being in a romantic relationship why can’t they just be bros and stuff
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn
Oliver Wood: Sports blog with innuendos
Pansy Parkinson: Thinspo
Dean Thomas: Dedicated to some fandom that nobody has ever heard of
xxblackshadowmagicxx: mybunnynietzsche: kirakirahanabi: mathmaticalkrillbits: anondracomalfoy: bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws. And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points and then there was umbridge UMBRIDGE To be honest the reason my favourite characters are my favourites is because they have flaws. And every...
neonblogfreak: pop-lock-and-dropthepj: I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
termsofenragement: Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
Things school has taught me:
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health • How to hate people in general • To want to quit life weekly • How to text/eat in class without getting caught • Why I will never amount to anything